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Happy Birthday Begum Akhtar

<span style="background-color: white; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: "PT Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;">Begum Akhtar was born on 7th October 1914 in Faizabad town of Uttar Pradesh. Her name was Akhtaribai Faizabadi though she was much popular as Begum Akhtar. Her family belonged to the upper class of the society and was not even inclined towards music. She showed interest in music at a very young age and was sent to train under the great sarangi player, Ustad Imdad Khan. Later, she learned classical music from great exponents of this field like Mohammad Khan, Abdul Waheed Khan and Ustad Jhande Khan Saheb. Read the life history of Begum Akhtar in this short biography. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: PT Sans, sans-serif;"><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #4c4a4a; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /></span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: "PT Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;">At the tender age of fifteen, she gave her first public performance. People were moved by her voice and she gained instant recognition. Her ghazals even impressed the famous poetess of India, Sarojini Naidu and were appreciated at a concert that was organized for helping victims of Bihar earthquake. Her first recording was done by the Megaphone Record Company and they released many gramophone records with her melodious Ghazals, thumris, dadras, etc. In 1930's, Begum Akhtar also acted in a few Hindi films which include Ameena (1934), Mumtaz Begum (1934), Jawaani Ka Nasha (1935), Naseeb Ka Chakkar (1935). In all these films, she sang all her songs herself. </span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: "PT Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;">Begum Akhtar moved back to Lucknow after a while where the renowned director Mehboob Khan approached her for a film titled "Roti". The music was composed by the famous Anil Biswas. The movie was released in the year 1942 in which Begum Akhtar had sung six Ghazals. Unfortunately, four of the Ghazals were deleted due to some tension between the producer and the director. The film was appreciated by one and all and the music took the industry by storm. </span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: "PT Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;">Begum Akhtar married barrister Ishtiaq Ahmed Abbasi in the year 1945. Due to family restrictions, Begum Akhtar could not sing for almost five years. She fell ill and her only medicine was music. In the year 1949, she returned to record at the Lucknow Radio station and sang three Ghazals and a dadra. She felt so satisfied and happy that she wept with joy. She then continued to give public performances and sing in concerts till she passed away. </span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: "PT Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;">Begum Akhtar was persuaded by Madan Mohan, a famous music director to sing in two movies "Daana Paani" (1953) and "Ehsaan" (1954). The songs "Aye Ishq Mujhe Aur to Kuch Yaad" and "Hamein Dil Mein Basa Bhi Lo" were absolutely melodious and were liked by one and all. Her last movie stint was that of a classical singer in Satyajit Ray's film "Jalsa Ghar". Begum Akhtar was a refined Ghazal singer and was called as Mallika-e-Ghazal or the Queen of Ghazals. Her style of singing is inimitable and few can match to her style. Most compositions were self-composed and based on Ragas. </span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #4c4a4a; font-family: "PT Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify;">Begum Akhtar performed last in a concert in Ahmedabad. That day she felt that her voice was not up to the mark and raised her pitch. This put much stress on her and her health deteriorated. The situation became critical and she had to be rushed to the hospital. She breathed her last on 30th October 1974, leaving many fans disappointed and heartbroken.</span>

Happy Birthday Begum Akhtar

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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 20px;">Ralphie May, the stand-up comedian who turned a second-place finish on </span><i style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: freight-text-pro, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px;">Last Comic Standing</i><span style="background-color: white; font-family: , "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 20px;"> into a successful career in comedy, died Friday in Las Vegas. He was 45.</span><br />
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May died of cardiac arrest following a brief battle with pneumonia, <i style="box-sizing: border-box;"></i><i style="box-sizing: border-box;">Variety</i> reports. In September, May canceled a string of dates from his Unruly stand-up tour due to illness.</div>
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"We are heartbroken to announce the untimely death of our friend, Ralphie May. Ralphie had been battling pneumonia and had cancelled a handful of dates over the last month in an effort to recover. Earlier this morning at a private residence in Las Vegas his body was discovered, cause of death is cardiac arrest," the comedian's rep said in a statement posted on Facebook.</div>
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"Two days ago he won the Casino Comedian of the Year at the Global Gaming Expo and had performances throughout the remainder of 2017 as part of his residency at Harrah's Las Vegas."</div>
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On September 22nd, after canceling a Colorado Springs concert, May wrote on Facebook, "I can't shake this bronchitis and the altitude is no joke."</div>
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Known for his distinct delivery and outsized personality and stage presence, May finished second on the inaugural season of <i style="box-sizing: border-box;">Last Comic Standing </i>in 2003. Over the next 15 years, the Arkansas-raised May went on to star in four Comedy Central comedy specials as well as a pair of Netflix specials, <i style="box-sizing: border-box;">Imperfectly Yours</i> and <i style="box-sizing: border-box;">Unruly</i>. In 2016, May appeared alongside Amy Schumer, another one-time <i style="box-sizing: border-box;">Last Comic Standing</i> contestant, in an <i style="box-sizing: border-box;">Inside Amy Schumer</i> sketch.</div>
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Following news of May's death, dozens in the comedy community paid tribute to the stand-up on social media.<br />
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"Wow....I was just told that Ralphie May passed. I'm truly saddened by this. He was a good dude. Heaven just got another funny angel RIP man," Kevin Hart <a href="https://twitter.com/KevinHart4real/status/916413741515923456" style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: #c81429; text-decoration-line: none;" target="_blank">tweeted</a>, while Marc Maron <a href="https://twitter.com/marcmaron/status/916413610842189824" style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: #c81429; text-decoration-line: none;" target="_blank">wrote</a>, "Damn. RIP Ralphie May. Comic warrior."</div>
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"Ralphie May RIP funny man. We shared good talks & good laughs . See you on the other side kid," Jim Breuer wrote. Ken Jeong <a href="https://twitter.com/kenjeong/status/916405592305975296" style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: #c81429; text-decoration-line: none;" target="_blank">tweeted</a>, " This hurts too much. <a href="https://twitter.com/Ralphie_May" style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: #c81429; text-decoration-line: none;" target="_blank">@Ralphie_May</a> helped me so much. Rest In Peace. Thank you for all the love you have given me. Thank you for everything."</div>
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Still in love after all these years! </div>
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<span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">Tim McGraw</span> and <span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">Faith Hill</span> have been giving us relationship goals to aspire to for over two decades. As two of the biggest artists in country music, it's surprising that they are just now getting around to releasing their first album together. </div>
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It could be because the couple has always strived to ensure their careers didn't get in the way of time spent with their kids. "It's a collaborative effort and when we married we had to have that talk," Tim shared. "When one's working, the other one has to be back at home and it works out"</div>
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What can you expect next from the country superstars and their first album together? </div>
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'Once Upon a Time': Breaking down the big reveals of the season 7 premiere

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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Once Upon a Time has officially cracked open a new book, trapping some of our favorite fairy tale characters in a new curse and kicking off what’s hopefully a long road ahead as the show heads in a different direction.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So here are the basics of what happened in the premiere: Young Henry (Jared Gilmore) left Storybrooke to find his story. Years later, Henry (now played by Andrew J. West) crosses paths with Cinderella (Dania Ramirez), the catalyst for what viewers know will be an epic love story — through their initial meeting does not indicate that.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">After they literally crash into each other, the glass-slippered princess steals Henry’s motorcycle so she can kill the prince at the ball. Twist. (By the way, that prince is played by Liam Hall, who will portray Slade Wilson’s son on Arrow this season.) But Cinderella decides not to kill him at the last second. Another twist: Lady Tremaine (Gabrielle Anwar) does and frames her, so Cinderella must escape with the aid of Henry. (Side note: Henry was dosed by Rose Reynolds’ Alice, who was working for Robert Carlyle’s Rumplestiltskin because apparently bad things happen when you take part in a story that isn’t yours.)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">That’s all fine and good in fairy-tale land, but all these dynamics are wildly different in the Seattle-based cursed neighborhood of Hyperion Heights. Jacinda is a single mother working to stay afloat — at Mr. Cluck’s Chicken Shack, a cheeky reference to Lost. Henry is a Swift driver, which is the equivalent to Uber. He wrote a book called Once Upon a Time, which told the stories of the first six seasons, but it didn’t sell. He has writer’s block until Lucy (Alison Fernandez) shows up at his door and claims to be his daughter. He, of course, doesn’t believe her because he’s cursed.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">After Lucy steals his laptop, he goes to Roni’s bar to get it back. Roni, by the way, is Regina’s (Lana Parrilla) cursed alter ego, so the two don’t know that they’re mother and son. This is also where he first meets Jacinda as well as Victoria, a.k.a Lady Tremaine, the vicious Miranda Priestly-like developer who is gentrifying the neighborhood to push out the fairy tale characters. After Jacinda tries to leave town with Lucy, a fact Henry spills to Victoria, her stepmother decidedly takes custody of Lucy, a real twist of the knife considering they’re already under a curse!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Henry also crosses paths with Rogers, otherwise known as Captain Hook (Colin O’Donoghue), when his car is stolen — clearly to keep him in the neighborhood. Officer Rogers is a uniform cop who ultimately is promoted to detective by hour’s end. His new partner? Weaver, a.k.a Rumplestiltskin, who appears to be a corrupt cop seemingly in Victoria’s pocket. (The mystery behind Gold’s new character is finally solved!) Sure, we got a lot of answers, but the premiere raised just as many burning questions. Here’s our attempt at breaking them down:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Who cast the curse?</b> Unlike how the pilot revealed Regina was to blame for the Dark Curse, we still don’t know. A fairly obvious answer is that Lady Tremaine did it, but is that too obvious?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>How did Regina, Hook, and Rumple end up cursed?</b> No answers during the premiere, but the producers have previously teased that the trio is among those who answer Henry’s call for help, which we’ll get to see during episode 2.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Why is Hook in Hyperion Heights, but not Emma?</b> It’s one of the biggest burning questions of the season, and unfortunately, the premiere gave no clear indication of why. When Rogers saw Emma’s picture in Henry’s book, there did seem to be a glimmer of recognition.The good news is that viewers will get more answers during the second episode, which features the return of Jennifer Morrison for an “emotional curtain call.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>What’s the Hyperion Heights version of the clock tower?</b> In the pilot, the Storybrooke clock tower was frozen at 8:15 — another reference to Lost — but it started working again when Emma (Jennifer Morrison) decided to stay in Storybrooke. It appears that the community garden may be the equivalent, as Cinderella’s lucky flower begins to grow after she makes a wish in the wishing well. Also, a candidate: The clock ticking could be the equivalent to Henry’s writer’s block abating by the end of the hour. Henry’s arrival certainly seemed to spark something, at least, within Roni, who ends up not selling her bar to Victoria by hour’s end.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>What did the prince do to Cinderella?</b> She aimed to kill him at the ball, explaining to Henry that he took everything from her. No answers now, but surely there will be more in the upcoming flashbacks.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">What are the consequences of Henry being in a story that’s not his? Alice drugged him during the ball, all but threatening him that bad things happen when you’re involved in a story that doesn’t belong to you. Could the curse be one of those consequences?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Why is Alice working for Weaver and Rumplestiltskin?</b> Not only does Alice do his bidding in the fairy-tale world, but her Hyperion Heights alter ego Tilly tells Weaver as soon as Henry shows up. How are they connected? TBD, of course!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Where is Belle?</b> Speaking of Weaver, it appears Rumple is back to his evil ways, and Belle is nowhere to be found. What has happened to her? Another TBD question, but we should get answers in the Rumple-centric fourth episode, which features the return of Emilie de Ravin.</span>

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7. Draco Malfoy is a werewolf</h2>
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Draco Malfoy was a real dickweed, yeah, but he sort of got dealt a bad hand. Imagine if you were born to the wizard version of a Klan Grand Dragon -- you'd probably end up an arrogant d-bag, too.</div>
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At the start of the books, Draco seems pretty into the Fantasy Nazi deal and the unpleasant magical slurs that come with it. But eventually, it starts gnawing away at him. At his heart, Draco didn't have the stomach for Death Eating. Towards the end of the series, it becomes clear that Draco is having a physical reaction to the stresses and inner-conflict of being apart of Voldemort's crowd.</div>
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Well that, and he's also dealing with being a werewolf.</div>
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Though bearing a dark mark would take its toll on anyone, hiding a werewolf curse might be even more difficult. But how would Draco become afflicted?</div>
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Well, one of Voldemort's very good chaps happens to be Fenrir Greyback, and with a name like that you could never be anything other than a werewolf.</div>
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Not only is this the werewolf that bit Remus Lupin, but he's also known to infect the young so they grow up resenting humanity. Voldemort seized upon the latter quality, enlisting Greyback to bite the children of Death Eaters who have failed him. Now, who do we know who has failed the Dark Lord?</div>
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So this whole time, Draco was struggling with having Magic Hitler breathing down his neck, but on top of that, he was made into a werewolf as punishment for his father's failings.</div>
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It makes sense if you think about it; Draco and Snape already have a weird relationship -- it would make it even more complex if the student was relying on his professor for Wolfsbane potions to keep the monster at bay. It really gives you a new perspective on Draco, who was unsympathetic for most of the series.</div>
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So, the next time you hear Draco Malfoy call someone a "filthy mudblood," well, you can probably still hate him because that's a totally uncool thing to say.</div>
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6. Albus Dumbledore is an elderly, time-traveling Ron Weasley</h2>
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Though we do get some peeks into his past, Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore remains a mystery as large and luxurious as that beard of his. We know that he suffered many losses early in his life, and that he's secretly gay, but it's still tough to shake the feeling that we don't really know him at all. What does he like to do in his spare time, besides play the candy version of Russian Roulette with earwax-flavored jelly beans?</div>
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Well, there's a reason Dumbledore is so secretive and ilusive about his past: It's because he's really Ron Weasley from the future.</div>
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According to a popular theory, Ron is indeed just a young Dumbledore. Though they couldn't seem like more different characters, they do share some key characteristics. Let's look at the facts. </div>
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The theory also points to the chess scene in the Sorceror's Stone, in which Ron plays a Knight. </div>
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So Ron is a Knight <em style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">and</em> a King, himself <em style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">and</em> Dumbledore. But how does a thing like that happen? It could be that Ron was trying to change the past but went back too far, or maybe he accidentally switched on the Time-Turner when he was looking for his DVR remote.</div>
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However it occurred, Dumbledore as a time-traveling Ron would explain how Dumbledore always seems to know what's going on. Without this knowledge, he's just a magical plot device that gets the characters out of jams by the virtue of being a wise old man. It makes way more sense if you conclude that Dumbledore has lived these events before. He has to abide by the flow of time, so he's powerless to stop the return of Voldemort and the deaths of so many of his friends.</div>
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But wait, isn't Dumbledore supposed to be gay? Ron married Hermoine and they presumably went on to have awkward Weasley sex to spawn all those children -- that sounds pretty straight.</div>
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5. Ginny dosed Harry with a love potion</h2>
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Ever notice how Harry just sort of spontaneously has the hots for Ginny Weasley all of a sudden? It comes on pretty quick during the Half-Blood Prince. I mean, you can explain most teenage actions by pointing to their throbbing biological urges, but you figure there would have been some sort of lead-up. By the time Ginny and Harry start gettin' hot n' heavy, Harry was well into puberty and had already cultivated a forest of lightning-shaped pubes.</div>
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Yeah, it was pretty obvious that Ginny had a thing for Harry, but the feelings weren't reciprocated for the longest time. Then all of a sudden Harry fell for her and they get married and have kids. </div>
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It's like magic. Well, more like a potion. One of the most fucked up things J.K. Rowling ever included in the Potter universe was the love potion, which is exactly what it sounds like: they have the ability to make a target lust after the desired subject. Given the sudden love-in, there's a good possibility that Ginny used that potion to make Harry fall for her, without Harry's consent. Even Ginny's mom admitted to using a love potion when she was in school. Combined with the fact that Fred and George Weasley <em style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">sell</em> these abhorrent potions, the abuse of the concoctions would seem to run in the family.</div>
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Using magic roofies are a violation of trust, not to mention incredibly dangerous. And yet, it explains so much. After years of pining for Harry, Ginny gave into her darker side and secretly spiked his butterbeer with a love potion. It was probably just a few drops; enough to keep him jealous and anxious, but not enough to raise suspicion. All she had to do was keep him dosed at all times and voila! Ginny snagged herself the Boyfriend Who Lived. Look at the way she clutches her property. </div>
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Who knows, maybe Ginny is still juicing Harry's chocolate frogs to this day, afraid of the moment that he snaps out of his trance and realizes he doesn't love her. You'd almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't brainwashing another human being. </div>
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4. Muggles already had a war with Wizards (and won)</h2>
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It's always been kind of weird that the wizarding world has felt the need to hide themselves from Muggles. There's a real air of superiority over the non-magically inclined, if not outright racist then it's sort of a soft condescension; Arthur Weasley in particular treats Muggles as though they were a particularly fascinating meerkat family on NatGeo. So why do the magic-inclined bother hiding at all?</div>
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Well, maybe wizards didn't always cower in secret. Maybe they were free and open in the Muggle world, and it didn't end well for wizards. </div>
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Anyone familiar with Harry Potter knows that the Ministry of Magic regulates pretty much everything remotely fantastical. You can't say as much as "Accio Corn Dog!" without the Ministry jumping up your ass. It so backwards and beaurocratic that it seems like a Muggle invention. And it probably is.</div>
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Really, something like the "Ministry of Magic" sounds like one department in a larger government body, one that might include "Ministry of Agriculture," "Minister of Foreign Affairs" and "Ministry of Mister Mister." So just maybe it's the other way around -- Muggle governments know about wizards and use the Ministry to control them. There might've been a past conflict between Muggles and the Magic, but the sheer numbers (and the advent of gunpowder) made sure the wizards were outdone.</div>
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So why don't we see any lingering evidence of this past war? Well, maybe we have, and we never realized it.</div>
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Avada Kedavra. The killing spell. A term made up specifically for the Harry Potter, it's always had kind of a familiar ring to it. It seems to have a lot in common with the generic illusionist term "Abra Kadabra." You know, the phrase used by cheesy birthday magicians and terribly catchy 80s songs.</div>
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But maybe that means something. Maybe Muggles heard "Avada Kedavra" so much during their war with the wizards that it stuck with them. But over the years, after it wasn't heard as much and magic grew into something as a joke, it got warped into "Abra Kadabra." </div>
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DAMMIT NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD </div>
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3. Hufflepuff is the stoner house</h2>
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Of the four houses at Hogwarts, Hufflepuff has always been the odd one out. Gryffindor is for heroes, Slytherin is for villains and Ravenclaw is for cool people who smell good --  but Hufflepuff is just kind of lame. Deep down, it's no one's first choice. Other than being humdrum, Hufflepuff doesn't really have a fixed identity. Unless you count the part where the entire house is full of potheads.</div>
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Man, how did we not see this before? This is the house that's known for being the most good-natured and friendly, and it's because <em style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">everyone is high all the time</em>. The reason Edward Diggory looks dopey every minute of his life is because he's always megabaked.  Hell, Hufflepuff is located right next to the kitchen, so they're munchie-adjacent. Plus, the head of their house teaches <strong style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">herbology</strong>. And come on, it's right in the name:  HUFFlePUFF. Something tells me they're not named after a magic dragon.</div>
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2. The mindblowing secret of The Deathly Hollows</h2>
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You remember the story of the Deathly Hallows, right? Hermoine tells the story, as she says it: "Three bros who meet Death and get some rad shit I guess? I don't know, I don't really pay attention in class." Again, her words. She's not really the most eloquent or studious, so let me run it down.</div>
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Death tries to trick three brothers by offering them gifts for their "cunning." The first brother wants a superweapon and is granted the Elder Wand, but quickly makes enemies and <strong style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">dies for power</strong>. The second brother asks Death for a way to bring back his dead wife, and uses his new Resurrection Stone to do just that; when the wife withers away, the second brother commits suicide, <strong style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">dying for lost love</strong>. The third brother asks for a way to hide from Death, and uses the Cloak of Invisibility to escape his fate until he's an elderly man; at that point, the third brother <strong style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">greets Death like an old friend </strong>and passes on. </div>
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When you lay it all out like that, it sounds kind of familiar.</div>
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That's right -- the story of the Deathly Hallows directly correlates to the stories of Voldemort, Harry Potter and Severus Snape. Voldemort, as you know,<strong style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> died for power</strong> after trying to rule the world without being able to breathe through his nose. Harry Potter faced his fate and then chatted with Dumbledore in the Wizard Matrix Afterlife; he <strong style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">greeted death like an old friend</strong>. Snape may be the most tragic of all, as<strong style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> he died for a lost love</strong>, Lily Potter. </div>
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The craziest part? Dumbledore is all three brothers. </div>
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We know that Dumbledore <strong style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">craved power</strong> in his teenage years. Then <strong style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">he lost his beloved</strong>sister. Then,  Dumbledore <strong style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">greeted death like an old friend</strong> -- in a preplanned "murder" from his years-old chum Severus Snape.</div>
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It all connects! Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle. Both are J.K. Rowling. </div>
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1. The Dursleys have a very good reason for being so terrible</h2>
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From the very beginning, we're lead to believe that the Dursley family is the absolute worst. They forbid Harry from going to Hogwarts, locked him away for months at a time and probably also recline their seats on airplanes. They're real pieces of shit.</div>
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The Dursleys are so bad it's almost comical. Yeah, Dudley sort of makes peace with his cousin and Harry might've not grown up so humble if he didn't have such a godawful upbringing, but that doesn't excuse the Dursleys from being a barrel of fermented buttmunches.</div>
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Well, besides the fact that it's all Harry's fault. </div>
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As repugnant as they are, the Dursleys were nice enough to at least take in the orphaned Harry into their home. It's an act of charity that doesn't exactly gel with the jaded monsters that we see later on, so something must have happened in those ten years to make them hard, disgruntled and callous human beings. It's like they had a Horcrux living under the stairs of their home. </div>
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Remember, a Horcrux is any vessel that houses a piece of Voldemort's twisted soul -- and that includes Harry Potter himself. Horcruxes radiate poison; just being close to them will drive you mad.</div>
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For instance, near the end of the series, the gang is traveling the globe in an attempt to destroy all of the Horcruxes, and slowly each of them starts to unwind. Ron started feeling it after just a few weeks of Horcrux Hunting. And poor Ginny, she was stuck for a whole year with Tom Riddle's diary (also a Horcrux) back during The Chamber of Secrets, and that ordeal nearly killed her. Horcruxes are like if someone dipped the One Ring in a vat of ketchup water and then made plans with you and forgot to text you that they were bailing on you so you show up at the Chili's and eat Chili's alone and you are the saddest person at the Chili's full of people sad enough to eat at Chili's. </div>
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Horcruxes are a bad scene. </div>
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What does this have to do with the Dursleys? Well, if Ron was in dire straights after under a month with a Horcrux, imagine spending an entire decade living with something eating away at you year after year. To say you'd turn out to be a prolapsed asshole would be an understatement.</div>
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